A local salon, with a name that is just begging to be mocked. “The Great Saipan Hair Rush of ’69” “Like a canary in a hair mine.” “The runoff from the hair mine is polluting our rivers and seas.” “I was trapped in a hair mine for 54 days, but I lived to tell the… Read More Mining for hair
Once, while traveling in a certain Asian city several years ago, we visited a theme park and made the startling discovery that the “Hope” poster from Obama’s 2008 campaign was evidently deemed worthy of including in the house of horrors. Oh, pardon me. The kids have intervened to correct my faulty memory: it was in… Read More Glow paint and passports
In the case of this box of tissues, I feel that any name, just any name at all would have been better than this choice.